This Halloween, I think, will be a Halloween filled with people who just have to look like a zombie. I'm even going to go out on a limb and say 'some of these zombies may put some real effort into it and team up with someone who wants to be their edible victim'. Fitting seeing as people in our fine union have been devouring other people over the last few months.

I mean, our government is even warning of a Zombie Apocalypse- muahahahahaha!!! Might as well go all in this Halloween, right? If you too, want to look like a a half dead people eating zombie, here's a great way to do-it yourself.