Top 10 List: It’s So Hot In The Capital Region
Plain and simple, this heatwave has been brutal! But rather than complain about it, we decided to take it all in stride and have a little fun with it. Here are the Top 10 'It's So Hot Jokes' Capital Region edition.
#10- It’s so hot The Egg is officially hard boiled
#9-It’s so hot people in Saratoga were making avocado toast on the sidewalk
#8- It’s so hot that Keith Raniere was giving out free double shots on ice with every branding
#7-It's so hot he was using seat belts as a branding iron
#6-It’s so hot Guptill’s Coney Island Express changed it’s name to Guptill’s Coney Island Opressed
#5-It's so hot the homeless guy outside of Colonie Center was holding a sign that said ‘Trying to afford some damn shade'
#4- It’s so hot John Gray moved his anchor desk to Dairy Queen
#3- It’s so hot that in Africa they’re saying it’s 'Albany Hot'
#2- It’s so hot Mayor Sheehan was wearing her pantsuit without pants
#1- It’s so hot Nipper's balls were sticking to MY leg
Stay cool Albany, stay cool!